Out back of our house,by the alley there was a building that is
rather hard for me to describe. To a young boy it had a good sized
garage at the ground level & a loft built in the top,but
you could only
get in the loft by climbing up a built in ladder on the out side.
When
it would rain & we didn't have any boxes we would all
get up in the
loft and listen to it rain. The loft had a tin roof
on it & if you
have ever been under a tin roof when it is raining, then you know
the
attraction. The tin roof leaked really bad & you just
had to find you a
place where you wouldn't get wet. I remember Percy
had an old beat-up
umbrella that had a couple of pannels missing & sometimes he
would bring
this along so he wouldn't have to move as often. It was here
we would
tell wild [made up] ghost stories. One day
my father Clyde got a
pig from somebody & I suspect whoever it was gave it to him.
He &
Uncle Earl got some old iron bed post ends & fixed the lower
garage into
a pen for this pig. All I remember about this pig is he was mostly
white
& we had to feed him slop. our job was to take buckets
up the alley's
& get the slop before old Negro Sam got it. Of course
Kenneth, Freddy
, & I had worked with ol' Sam & we knew where the best slop
stops were
at so we had an advantage. Freddy didn;t exactily
like this job & he
didn't help much,but looking back who could blame him.
I Think Uncle
Earl must have had half interest in this project because it was
he who
would give us a penny once in a while when he would come to check
on his
pig. One day this ol' pig got to be a good sized
hog & Clyde & Earl
was talking about selling him & Uncle Earl said something about
[we may
have to ride him to market] Kidding of course.
That must have been
where we got the idea of playing cowboy & seeing who could
ride this
hog. If you ever tried to ride a hog you know its not
an easy thing to
do as we were finding out. We were making dares
& double dares to
challenge each other to ride & we had that ol' hog really rilled
up &
squealing & he had thrown every one of us in hog manure &
slop. Now
you can imagine what a mess we were in, but we were having a barrel
of
fun. All of a sudden that hog got his nose
under that bed frame &
under it he went & down the road by Freddy's house.
We all got after
that hog & he got down in that deep grader ditch just
a block below
Uncle Freds house & this is where we penned him in.
There was no way
that six boys could get that hog back in his pen, & in
fact it took
Clyde, Uncle Fred, Albert & I think Homer all working up a lather
to get
that hog back in his pen. Here's the way
this story ends---Uncle
Fred sent Freddy & Percy home to get cleaned up & when Clyde
got home we
had to [as we had done before] go out and look for & cut
our own
switch. Now this had to be a switch that we would give considerable
consideration to in it's selection. If it did
not hold up Clyde would
finish the whipping with his leather raizor strap & we
did not want
that. On the other hand if it was two large --Well you
know what I'm
getting at! Freddy & Percy said they had to scrub their
overalls with
lye soap & a big brush & it had to pass Aunt
Cora's inspection before
they could eat supper that night. I remember the day somefellas
ol'
pickup came & Clyde, Earl. & this fellow took that hog away.
I have no
idea where they sold him but Marie told me when I asked her years
later
that Clyde & Earl got some booze & they never got home with
the money.
I do remember things didn't improve at our house & Marie
still got
angry just talking about it. Well I never mentioned that ol' hog
again
in HER PRESENCE.