July 29, 2001
One Sunday morning Bill and Kenneth came home really excited.
They had
half a bread wrapper full of cigarette butts. While they were out
snipe
hunting they stumbled upon a whole pile of cigarette Butts behind
a
dance hall. It didn't take us long to figure out these piles of
cigarette butts came about when the owners of the dance halls would
sweep up before closing time and dump the sweepings in back of the
buildings. Bill and Kenneth took off in one direction and
Charles and I
took off in another direction because we knew of at least three
more
dance halls in town. We scavenged these dance halls every
weekend and
it wasn't long we had more tobacco than we could sell. We kept snipe
hunting on the town streets now and then but having a over supply
of
tobacco we started smoking the longer cigarette butts ourselves.
Don't
let the cigarette companies tell you that cigarettes and nicotine
is not
addictive. "Bless be Pat" we were all four hooked on cigarettes
before
we knew what happened. Soon we not only smoked the long snipes
we found
but we also started getting cigarette papers and rolling our
own
cigarettes. Mother Marie was not a big smoker but she always
seemed
to have a supply of Camel cigarettes and she counted them every
day and
they better all be there. Only one day I can remember when
there
were two cigarettes missing and she lined us up and asked for a
confession. We knew the guilty guy was going to get a flogging
but
nobody admitted they took them. I know I didn't take them
and
Charles convinced me he didn't take them. Well I found out a few
years
ago from Bill that he and Kenneth took them. With Marie, if
no one
confessed we all had to pay the price. She would send us all out
to cut
our own switch and we soon became engineers at doing this.
The switch
had to be just right. If it was too thin and broke we would
have to go
get another switch and mother Marie would start all over at the
head of
the line. Bill first and on down the line. On the other
hand if the
switch was two big and strong [well you get the message]...
I remember one day we were all with mother Marie out in the country
returning from Uncle Johnny's in the old chevy pick-up when we got
caught in a terrible storm. Mother Marie drove the pickup
into some
farmers barn until the storm passed. She called it a blizzard.
Later
one day when we were all walking to see Mother Maries Aunt Jenny
who
lived about 9 blocks from our house a storm came up and the black
clouds
were rolling and a big clap of thunder hit. Charles with his bow-legs
started running and hollering there was a Buzzard coming.
I have never
forgotten this moment or this picture and I know the exact place
on the
sidewalk where it happened. He was scared to death but it
was
really funny. Especially the buzzard!
Our house was on 15th. street and 15th street like most of the streets
in our neighborhood was graveled. The grader ditches had a
small
wooden bridge connecting the street with the sidewalk and if one
was
small enough he could curl up under these bridges where no one could
see
him. Many a time Charles and I would get under these bridges and
when
some unsuspecting person walked over them we would say in the loudest
and lowest tone of voice we could muster "Who's that walking over
my
bridge" Some people would stop and look down but most people
[especially the women and girls] would run off the bridge.
We would
laugh or heads off but on occasions we would get a good tongue lashing.
Can you blame them?